Since Kirk Douglas stressed the need for brevity, I'm honoring that with a short humor bit about….being brief.
Farmers, after all, work with nature and common sense is their stock
in trade. A country preacher arrives at church one snowy January
morning to find only one person had braved the cold to come to the
service. The pastor greets the old farmer and asks if he should go
ahead with the service.
The old man replies, "Reverend, if I go out to feed the cows and only
one shows up, I still feed him."
The preacher thinks this is pretty good reasoning, so he starts the
service with a few hymns, followed by a morning prayer, scripture
reading, an offering, a sermon, invitation and closing hymn.
At the conclusion of the hour-and-a-half service, the preacher asks
the old farmer what he thought.
The farmer's reply: "Reverend, if I go out to feed the cows and only
one shows up, I don't feed him the whole load."
Farmers, after all, work with nature and common sense is their stock
in trade. A country preacher arrives at church one snowy January
morning to find only one person had braved the cold to come to the
service. The pastor greets the old farmer and asks if he should go
ahead with the service.
The old man replies, "Reverend, if I go out to feed the cows and only
one shows up, I still feed him."
The preacher thinks this is pretty good reasoning, so he starts the
service with a few hymns, followed by a morning prayer, scripture
reading, an offering, a sermon, invitation and closing hymn.
At the conclusion of the hour-and-a-half service, the preacher asks
the old farmer what he thought.
The farmer's reply: "Reverend, if I go out to feed the cows and only
one shows up, I don't feed him the whole load."